Tragedy show

Tragedy show review, April 7

So, early Sunday show at Gilman. Those bastards… don’t they know these kids all have school the next day? How are they going to learn cursive if Gilman keeps having shows on school nights? I think this is not really supporting the education of the punk community.

I got to the show right before Born/Dead played, so I’m going to go out on a limb and assume that the first three bands sucked and all sounded like Nickelback meets Tom Jones.

Born/Dead played a really good set, as was expected. They continue to incorporate a lot of d-beat into their set, and I like it. I could be wrong, by they seem to sound harder than when I saw them years ago. Wyatt was strong as always, and I’m still amazed at the sound he gets playing with his fingers. It sounds like a pick. Maybe he has leather fingers like Tony Iommi. Josh laid down some awesome tom work, but it was really hurt by a lackluster sound. Was there a sound guy? Was there even a PA? Gilman needs to invest some of their trust fund into some unbroken equipment.

Tragedy came on and instantly pummeled the crowd. Towards the beginning of the set, they went straight from one song directly into “Vengeance” and it sounded killer. I wish some more punk bands, hell, more bands in general, could get stuff like that down. Instead of sitting around tuning at full volume, or mindlessly blathering, or drinking bottled water… it really keeps the flow of the show going. Unfortunately, Tragedy suffered when one of their guitar amps was cutting out. So much for the flow of the show.

Todd, the guitarist and vocalist, was really in good form. I’m a super huge fan of his vocals, and he’s got the rock moves to back it up. Fist pounding in the air, pointing at the crowd, and god damn that vein bulging in his head… he looks ready to kill. Kudos to him for pulling off those moves and managing to look tough, as opposed to a big ball of fromage. He really pulls the show together.

The sound, again, seemed lackluster. Not Tragedy’s fault. Their new songs, however, were their fault. Actually, I’m not 100% sure they were new songs, or if I just missed out on some b-sides. I only have their albums. Anyway, at least one of the riffs I was unfamiliar with sounded like a heavier distorted Green Day. The inspired breakdowns just didn’t seem to be there, though one song I really wasn’t enjoying did have a great coda in a minor key that was fairly epic. I know they were recording recently, so I’ll just have to wait and see how the material sounds from the studio.

Tragedy audience review:

To the little barrel of a girl who was running full speed into everyone… sorry about the tit grab, it was an accident. And gross. I just wanted you off of me. You stank, you looked like hell, and I hated you. Don’t run into people for no reason, or yank their damn shirts. Look at your fellow moshers… they were having fun, occasionally losing balance and falling into people, but generally respectful and just beating the snot out of only each other. I’m not sorry about the second time when I hit you in the neck. I wish it had been harder.

To the girl pogoing in the pit with the army hat and black dreds… nice moves! Pogoing is highly underrated and you looked like you were having fun. One piece of advice… I know you’re kinda hippyish, but seriously… a bra, honey. Get one. You’ll thank me in 20 years.

The guy in the upside-down Burger King hat… it’s not irony. It’s not an ingenious comment on consumerism. It’s not even cute. It’s dumb. But you danced funny, so points for that.

The crowd-walker… crowd walking is cool, but if you’re the only one and you go up more than once… more than twice… three or four times, you’re just showboating. Boost someone else up, ya jerk. Also, lose the tiny, khaki short shorts and look into some pants. If I wanted to see that much leg on a guy… actually, I just don’t want to see that much leg on a guy. And there you were, presenting it as high as you could for all to see. At least shave.

To the kid in the blue shirt with a David Cassidy haircut… lose it. You look like Prince Valiant, but without muscle.

To the black guy growing your hair out and straightening it… I don’t know. It looks weird to me. Dreds are way cooler. Or a mohawk! Go for a mohawk. As it is, you look like a young James Brown, and it’s creeping me out.

To the couple in matching leather motorcycle jackets… you two are fucking precious. The guy’s all short, but protecting his lady from the pit, and then they were all making out and junk, and I thought it was cute. You probably thought I was being creepy smiling in your direction. I guess it is kinda creepy to be watching a couple make-out while a band was playing. What can I say? I’m a punk rock romantic at heart.

Impaled show last night

Forget Judas Priest. Seriously… some people must’ve forgot Judas Priest was playing, because people actually came to our show last night. I’ve bagged on the Bay Area lots of times for the over-21-crowd’s apparently lackluster interest in death metal, especially when I’ve set up show for bands I really dig. Scott Alcoholocaust had to go and prove me wrong. He apparently can book and properly promote a show, whereas I cannot. The two best Bay Area headlining shows for us ever have been with Scott Alcoholocaust, so I’ve got to give the man some major props. The show was at the El Rio, a nice bar that has a patio, ensuring people can smoke and still get loaded. Yay.

Some of the drunk metal regulars weren’t around, which is always a bummer, but I know they were rocking out at the Amphitheater to such great hits as “Turbo Lover.” That makes it all better. Then there was the other death / rock show at Studio Z with 100 Suns. Then there was the crust BBQ show at the Hazmart Warehouse. Then there was another crust BBQ at Nate and Kelly’s in Oakland. Then there was the 625 “Thrash” fest at Gilman with Iron Lung. Jeepers creepers, if you were bored in the Bay Area last night, you weren’t paying attention. 
So, Scott not only got a crap load of heads out to our show in the El Rio, but he put together a kiler line-up. The Mass kicked off the evening, and they are one of my favorite locals. The best way I could describe them is avante-thrash… a lot of times I don’t take to bands with goofy time signatures, “gimmick” instruments, or jazz parts, but these guys just know how to put it all together and still rock. They just recently had a feature done on them in Metal Maniacs, if anyone wants to check it out. They started off with some new uber-heavy chunky metal, with their unique front-man / saxophonist wailing out death screams that must’ve made Paul Bailoff turn over in his grave. Their bassist has this insane stage presence, screaming into the air LOUDER than the music is playing and looking like he’s having an aneurysm. Then comes out the sax, which should suck, but goddamn if it doesn’t just rock. It doesn’t just play on quiet parts, but also hits some extremely classic metal harmonies with the guitar. Ack! It’s just too hard to descibe. Check ’em out on the web or something. 

Then Fall of the Bastards played. This is a killer black metal band from Portland / Seattle, and this was the last show of their tour, so again, I wasn’t so glad that people showed up for Impaled, I was glad people came out to support a touring band. I hate trying to be the anchor for a touring band and having an utterly disappointing crowd. Fall of the Bastards got what they deserved as the blew the doors off with some blistering black metal and got the crowd chanting and got them to do an encore. A nice end for their tour. 

So Impaled got onstage for our usual brand of nonsense, and lo and behold, people were singing along, bangin’ away, and generally having a good god damn time, which is great to see. Hey man, we’re entertainers, we want to entertain. Then, surprise of surprises, a mosh pit broke out, and kept breaking out. Normally, this is like two drunk dudes from the Central Valley who piss off everyone at a 21 and over show, but last night, I saw lots of people slam dancing and just having a good time together. Metal heads, some punks, and some guy who had earlobes stretched out so far I thought they were saucers from his mom’s plate collection. 
Tangent: when are all these body mod freaks going to get serious and start putting in lip plates? What about those gold rings to stretch chicks necks out? I mean, I have a couple tats, a couple piercings… but I wanna see the people REALLY into it getting REALLY into it. Bring on the freaks!

So by the end of the night, Fall of the Bastards was looking for a place to stay, and I said they could crash at my house. I like to have an open house for bands on the road, because that’s what we’re ALWAYS looking for when Impaled is on the road. Well, apparently word got out that they were heading to my place, so what was supposed to be a crash pad turned into a party pad (not the first time this has happened). Lucky my roommates were outta town! I had to jam home because there were people sitting on my front porch. People brought beer, my only stipulation for their entrance, so all was good! Christy from Ludicra came and started the eighties dance party in my living room, while Donny from FotB was entranced with a radio-controlled robot my brother owns. Aaron, who does our shirts at Hangar 19, came over and got obliterated and was slaying everyone in sight with his razor-sharp wit. I made tots for everyone (Napoleon, gimme some of yer tots!). I ended up crashing out before anyone, and when I woke up, everyone who’d gotten too drunk or just spent the night was gone. Perfect!

Time for more coffee and cigarettes.

Good Wednesday

Skarp liked the album cover Eric and I did for them. Woo hoo. Now onto the layout… which is due in a week or so, and we have no lyrics, recording info, song order, or even song titles. Way to go! Ludicra show last night went very well. Good times, good sound, lots of genuine music lovers came out to appreciate Wolves in the Throne Room and Bloodhag, too. Well, booklovers came for Bloodhag. You get the point. Christy and I did lots of leaning back-to-back like Maiden. We’re hams… and I love it. Jello came out and I got to chat with him a bit. He finally saw us have a good show with good sound. He didn’t even know I was doing art for his label. Well… that happens. He’s busy hating Tipper Gore or something.


 

I played a show last night

Hmmm… I’ve never been a fan of LA. But quite frankly, the kids know how to rock. Also, I think I hurt my foot jumping into the crowd too many times. Well, the jumping was fine, it was the getting flipped over their heads and landing on the floor that was the problem. I’ve been asked to sign autographs before, which is always weird, but totally cool as who am I to be a dick and tell some kid that I’m a nobody. BUT… it got weirder when I was requested by people to do them one of “my” toilets. I guess I’ve been quick-doodling that thing for some time now and someone noticed. Oh wait, the show was technically in Corona. LA can still go to hell then. But Corona is pretty rawkin’.

Impaled show

Went off like a bomb. All the hard work, the stress, the heart aches, the carpal tunnel typing bulletins, evites, the late-night radio, the cajoling… it paid off.

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Sometimes you forget about what friends you have, then your good friends all show up and make you feel warm all over when you’re doing something you’re proud of. It was an awesome night, though I was still running around crazy, doing lights for bands (cause no one else was doing it) and drinking and having a generally good time with everyone. Of course, I didn’t get to hang with everyone… it was god damned packed!!! So yeah, a good night.

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And I finally got a decent venue to put up Lord Gore and Engorged at! Stork Club, April 7th… dammit, they always hook us up good in Portland, and I want to show them the same down here. The Pound can suck my right nut. And my left. And my whole cock. Way to string us along… I gave up. Sorry kids, it won’t be all ages.

Ludicra gig

I am blessed. It must be all the good karma. This weekend Ludicra played. I have a truck, no tarp, but when I asked the rain to stop, it did… just long enough to get equipment to the show and to take it home. The show was fun, lots of good friends, new and some very, very old. Other than Aesop’s many technical mishaps with his aging snare, the show went well. 


There was a couple of moshers, which I am finding out are not appreciated at the typical Ludicra show. People would rather stand and take it in. So, note to moshers… come and mosh at the Impaled show where it’s all good. Go to the Ludicra show when you want to stare at your shoes or Laurie cradling her mic like a baby. That’s so twisted… 


I managed to get 7 safety pins in my arm by myself. No one noticed, but it felt good anyway. 


I liked the one girl dancing like a lunatic on my side of the stage. That was entertaining as all hell.

Gwar

I went to Santa Cruz to see Gwar again. Having seen Gwar at their lowest point, it was a pleasure to see a sold out show with hundreds of screaming maniaxe blowing their lids for one of my favorite bands. I thought I would play it cool again and just kick back and watch the show. About three notes in, this notion was put to rest as I tore through the crowd lusting for fake blood and bad jokes. Several times, I hanged 10 over the teeming masses and was carried aloft upon waves of hands. Fake blood spurted over my accroutements until I tore them off and devolved into some sort of cro-magnon blood hound screaming and grunting for more. Unencumbered by shame or by duty or by obligation, I beat upon my bare chest and chanted with my fellow Gwar-lunatics as we banged our heads and pumped our fists. It was the best show I’ve seen in years. 


Speaking of shows… Ludicra show coming up: Saturday, Feb. 19 Ludicra Enablers Ovarian Trolley Psychlone Warehouse 3rd @ Marin San Francisco Don’t worry. I will have my chest covered at this show. I would hate to detract from my fellow Ludicrans by creating a horny hysteria and causing the audience to either be overcome with the vapors or to surge the stage for a touch.