Oh yeah! THAT’S why I don’t drink whiskey any more… duh! Saw the Mass last night… fucking incredible. There was also some band right before them… all girls, all ironic. They’re sure to have an SF Weekly cover story any minute now. Left before the Fucking Champs or Amps or ch4mp5 or whatever they fucking call themselves these days. I was a bit to hipstered out, sorry. My friend Eric is rad. He helps me with art, he listens to my drunken ramblings, and he’s down to go bike riding to bars, houses, and clubs whose location we don’t know because I killed the battery in my truck. Cheers!
Author: Doktor Ross Sewage
Satyricon
Satryicon… man, Satyr is an arrogant fuck. In his spandex shirt… Says his band will spearhead a black metal scene in America… you bastard. Okay, so maybe I’m taking offense because I play in a black metal band. But seriously…
Gwar
I saw Gwar last night. They killed Arnold Schwarzenegger, John Kerry, George Bush, Michael Jackson, Laci Peterson’s corpse, a couple of babies… Thank you Gwar. You made me laugh at pain and misery and depravity for a good hour and a half.
my little vacation
Haven’t even had time to post about my trip up north with Ludicra and then Impaled.
Here’s a summary; saw emus fucking, Aesop pissed on my shoe, saw a naked guy cover himself in mud, met Rom, ate eggs straight from a chicken’s ass, shat in a bucket, Continue reading “my little vacation”
The new Impaled
I’m going to kill someone. We’ve been ordered to remix. And band shit has been REAL fun even before this. Write on the chalkboard 100 times: I will never sign to a major… I will never sign to a major…
goody goody gum drops
This weekend…
Friday: got drunk in a punk warehouse and flung pickles (well, just one) at Fall of the Bastards.
let’s get jiggy
I heard that “jig” was a racist term. Fuck it, who likes the Irish, anyway?
These myspace buttons suck. They’re too limited. I want to be able to enter my status as “permanently self-involved”…
The new Impaled site is up. http://www.impaled.info it has a funny splat noise that makes me giggle… tee hee!
The more answers I get…
… the more questions I have. But that’s rad… my life is an excellent, interesting, and entertaining diversion from my life.
Not the last Nile record though… that’s kinda boring, as I’m finding out.
The new Ludicra, though, which I have a finished copy of in my hands, is the opposite of that. You know, it’s fun being a member of an award-winning band that kills everything else on the planet. Yes… even better than the Beatles.
And let’s not even get started on the next Impaled… yeesh, I’m lucky to be working with some of the most amazing musicians and artists around. And they… are lucky to be working with me.