Fuck the bullshit… I got 18 bucks today because a song I wrote lyrics for got played on the radio in Finland. Fucking Finland. Those Scandinavian mother fuckers got some decent taste in music, it seems.
Author: Doktor Ross Sewage
The lameness must continue
I’m back. Kill me now?
Fucking Bridge and Tunnel
Well, to me, it felt like I was in Akira. Mama Myers and I were just trying to go get some lunch in downtown. All of a sudden from behind a large building comes a twenty foot high negro angel. Fucking SURREAL. Then, annoying. A Christmas parade, in Oakland! I mean, sure, the snow flows here all year long, but I thought the cops were working on stopping that. In any case, we had to hoof it across the parade just as it was starting. I enjoyed the three youths who were hiding under the cover of air to smoke some pot and make the parade more interesting. I mean… they had a Felix the Cat balloon. Do kids even know who the fuck that is, or in true ghetto style, did Oakland get a hand-me-down balloon?