Fuck the bullshit… I got 18 bucks today because a song I wrote lyrics for got played on the radio in Finland. Fucking Finland. Those Scandinavian mother fuckers got some decent taste in music, it seems.
The lameness must continue
I’m back. Kill me now?
Fucking Bridge and Tunnel
Well, to me, it felt like I was in Akira. Mama Myers and I were just trying to go get some lunch in downtown. All of a sudden from behind a large building comes a twenty foot high negro angel. Fucking SURREAL. Then, annoying. A Christmas parade, in Oakland! I mean, sure, the snow flows here all year long, but I thought the cops were working on stopping that. In any case, we had to hoof it across the parade just as it was starting. I enjoyed the three youths who were hiding under the cover of air to smoke some pot and make the parade more interesting. I mean… they had a Felix the Cat balloon. Do kids even know who the fuck that is, or in true ghetto style, did Oakland get a hand-me-down balloon?